I tried and tried to keep it low-key on the down-low but my favorite email service gmail refused to let me send to me and my small circle of friends this executable, so here it is on my website instead.

Attached to this post is a downloadable screensaver of a pugsley (sp) puppy dog licking the monitor from the inside of the computer. Adorable.  But I'd have kicked it outside if I caught a mangy mutt doing that to my 24" Dell flat panel!

I take no credit for the awesomeness that is this video clip; I just used MDM Zinc to wrap it in a .scr screensaver and .exe windows installer.  If you'd like it for the Mac, not sure I can help ya there... enjoy!

Here's a non-story you could sink your teeth into:

My coworker's car got jacked at about 12:30pm today (a work day! from a government parking lot!).. Craziness. It's an old Taurus, nothing special about it (other than a jacked transmission and some unevenly worn tires now, I bet). Click the image to get a zoom-- the department is a abuzz looking for witnesses from the windowed offices upstairs.