Here's a non-story you could sink your teeth into:

My coworker's car got jacked at about 12:30pm today (a work day! from a government parking lot!).. Craziness. It's an old Taurus, nothing special about it (other than a jacked transmission and some unevenly worn tires now, I bet). Click the image to get a zoom-- the department is a abuzz looking for witnesses from the windowed offices upstairs.

Latest news: Poor guy.. A real life Repo experience.  Some misunderstanding with the vehicle having been paid off but not really clear on terms and what was cashed and received and such.  Sounds like he is taking it in stride and taking care of business appropriately.

Stay tuned!